the True Back

Is Pain Ruining Your Fun in Life? Get Pain Relief Now!

That's what the website says. It's the special website I was directed to while viewing the infomercial.



All you gotta do is be in pain (that's me), have back problems (yes again), and then lay on this for a few minutes. Boom, spine stretched, pain is gone. I'm not sure if bending like a grandma and saying, "oooph, yagh" is also a requirement, but I got that down too. And yeah, I do want one. I want my true back back.